bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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