i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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