I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They took my balls.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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