Apparently you make a good broom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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