Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He did a backflip because drugs
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