I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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