Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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