I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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