sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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