I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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