Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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