You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
