I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize