Do you still have your period?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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