Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he shaved USA in his pubs
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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