Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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