she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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