i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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