Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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