we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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