So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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