just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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