Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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