Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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