The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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