I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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