we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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