why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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