She said her name was "party"
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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