I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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