yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need to calm my uterus...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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