Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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