So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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