Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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