hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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