he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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