He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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