Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
your room smells of hookers.
And success
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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