$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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