He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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