one might say we're banned from that church
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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