Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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