Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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