I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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