I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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