You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I woke up under a house in Key West
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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