You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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