I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Randomize
