You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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