let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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