How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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