the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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