3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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